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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a couple punctual doctors with good handwriting? A paradox."

"I know this great knock knock joke.. But you have to start it. Go ahead."

"Believe it or not, my wife and I were actually matched on Tinder. We'd been married for 12 years."

"Do you know why the European stock markets are sliding down? Greece."

"The St Louis Rams are moving to Los Angeles... And Im too lazy to move out of my parents house"

"What do a $100 grill and a $100 girl have in common? They will both ruin your meat."

"*E=mcHammer *when E is a constant variable that can't be touched"

"What do you call a dog wearing headphones? Ear bud"

"I walked past a lady in her car with convertible down. She locked the door out of fear. So I smacked her in the back of the head & ran way"

"[maybe NSFW] How can you tell that a porn star works at your local gas station? Right before he's done filling the tank he pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the trunk of your car."