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Joke of the Day
"I know this great knock knock joke.. But you have to start it. Go ahead."
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"Some people probably think I tweet too much but maybe I'm required to tweet this much or else this bus will explode ever think of that"
"Why do old man's penises have low increases in size? because old men have low young's modulus"
"Three Russians walk into a bar Just kidding. They never left."
"With inflation, it would be Mambo No. 6.59 in 2013"
"*whispers softly* ""...is there a King Latifa"""
"I asked an alien if they let their women drive the spaceships... He said ""Yes if it's on autopilot"""
"How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate its tit a lot"
"Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick!"
"*lays in bed* ""Did I leave the oven on? When's the last time I even baked anything? Like 6 months? I should probably still check to be sure"""