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Joke of the Day

"I know this great knock knock joke.. But you have to start it. Go ahead."

"I'm not a racist. I can't even run."

"The FAA has shut down airspace over Ferguson, which must be to stop the problem of people rioting and looting in the sky. #FergusonDecision"

"I tried to catch fog today I mist"

"You know who could really get a party started? Lenin."

"My mom just told me she's been watching that ""Game of Thongs"" show. Gawd I hope she's just saying it wrong."

"I'm so old that I was the tv remote when I was a kid"

"Did you hear about the deadly fire at the ice cream parlour? Hundreds and thousands were lost"

"""LOLZ""? Really? Did you laugh so loud you fell asleep?"

"A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar... He sits down and orders a drink."