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Joke of the Day
"The St Louis Rams are moving to Los Angeles... And Im too lazy to move out of my parents house"
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"INTERVIEWER: Under special skills, you wrote ""I ain't afraid of no ghosts"" ME: *sweating profusely* Yeah why, do any ghosts work here?"
"I paid $5.99 for The Interview. I now want North Korea to kill me."
"To be fair, ""old-fashioned"" doesn't necessarily mean racist; it could also mean sexist."
"Did you know you can catch a bullet... But only once"
"""where did all ur money go?"" I'm either wearing it or i ate it"
"Do you know 25% of woman are seeking help for mental issues? That means 75% are not getting the help they need"
"If you use the iPhone 6 upside down, boom, iPhone 9."
"I grew a beard thinking it would say ""Distinguished Gentleman."" Instead, turns out it says, ""Senior Discount, Please!"""
"You know what Popeye and Napoleon have in common? They both come on those little jugs of Olive Oil."