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Joke of the Day

"What do a $100 grill and a $100 girl have in common? They will both ruin your meat."

"What's the difference between a politician and an actor? One acts solely for money, the other is the actor."

"Oh I thought you said VANILLA folder. Haha classic mix up. Seriously though take your folder it's melting."

"My phone died and my buddy said I'm sorry for your loss... Where is the service?"

"DATING TIP: When your crush texts you, win them over by playing hard to get. Throw your phone in a river. Change your name. Move to Belgium."

"[phone w/ fiance] Hey, I can still pick whatever suit I like for the wedding right? ""As long as its black, why?"" *wearing batsuit* No reason"

"Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Listening to an antijoke."

"What came in the mail today? Anthrax."

"Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's very time-consuming."

"What kind of reptile do you bring on an expedition? A navi-gator!"