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Joke of the Day
"Do you know why the European stock markets are sliding down? Greece."
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"How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Seriously, how many blondes? Need to know ASAP."
"Hey, thanks for making sure ""Nazi"" is capitalized, iPhone. Way to honor them."
"What's the best part about having a dog lick peanut butter off your balls? Finishing."
"What did the cannibal get when he arrived late for dinner? The cold shoulder!"
"Why do women fake orgasms? They think men care. I'll see myself out."
"Chimney Whats the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew? Santa Claus goes down the chimney"
"What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? Boobies"
"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary, and those who don't."
"So I checked into a low class hotel I called the frontdesk and told him ""I got a leak in my sink,"" he said ""go ahead."""