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Joke of the Day

"How many Buddhists does it take to screw a light bulb? None. They believe that the enlightenment comes from within."

"Making love is like an unpredictable stock market If you don't pull out you're in deep shit"

"Why do blind people not skydive? Scares the living shit outa their dogs!"

"I've just started playing the triangle in a reggae band I stand at the back and ting."

"I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday... He said it's the most violent book he's ever read."

"Oh yeah bro? That's not what your mom said last night. I don't think so, anyway. It was a long conversation. She sounds well. Lovely person."

"I don't like going to funerals early in the day. I'm not much of a mourning person."

"What did the ghost say when he looked in the beehive? Boo-bees!"

"How many Filipinos can you fit on a jeepney? One more."

"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So people don't confuse them with your mom."