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Joke of the Day

"I walked past a lady in her car with convertible down. She locked the door out of fear. So I smacked her in the back of the head & ran way"

"What do you call a gay keyboard layout? Qweerty"

"...Maybe it should be called 'Dancing Without The Stars.'"

"Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because all of their runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in the United States."

"Why don't cats play poker in the jungle... ...theres too many cheet-ahs"

"Don't do suicide, kids! You'll kill yourself!"

"Turns out chiropractors aren't actually dinosaurs."

"My chickens were clucking at me Little did I know, they were using fowl language."

"Why did the Pepsi Half-Time Show suck so much? Because if it was the Coke Half-Time there would have been a hologram of Tupac or the Beetles instead of Bruno Mars."

"What's the funniest thing you can find in a closet? Robin Williams"