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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog wearing headphones? Ear bud"
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"They say 'No news is good news,' but I think it just means I have a lazy paperboy."
"Q: What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain? A: Stegosaur-rust!"
"If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown?"
"What do you call a poster of a sexy pepper? A jalapinup"
"Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover."
"I hate it when people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years. Its not like I have 2020 vision. Sad part is this joke is only good for another hour."
"A book fell on my head the other day, I only have my shelf to blame"
"What did the paper clip say to the magnet? I find you very attractive. "
"What's the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair."