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Joke of the Day
"*E=mcHammer *when E is a constant variable that can't be touched"
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"My kids can be difficult sometimes, but my mom always assures me that I deserve it."
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEP3Jut-crE"
"*licks the powdered sugar off the donuts and puts them back* Boss: I kinda like these new low-cal donuts. Real moist."
"Rick Astley will let you borrow of all of his Pixar movies except for one. He's never gonna give you Up"
"What do you call Sherlock Holmes when he's constipated? No shit Sherlock."
"Kung Fu for Beginners by Flora Mugga"
"Why I don't watch science documentaries with my mum. Man on TV: Microwaves travel at the speed of light Mum: Fuck me, that's impressive. Microwaves are heavy."
"The movie industry has been irresponsible in the way it has glamorized getting splashed by a passing car."
"A newly wed guy asked me about marriage. I told him it's sort of like a museum. You have to be quiet and you can't really touch anything."