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Joke of the Day
"Tattoos are like dead babies Even if you peel the skin, they're still there"
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"What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest? A suicide vest will blow you"
"The Internet makes things so convenient. Before it existed, if you wanted to order a DVD online, you had to invent the Internet."
"Cowboy:"" Give me three packs of condoms, please."" Cashier:"" Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"" Cowboy: ""Nah...She's purty good lookin'...."""
"*gains winter weight for ""insulation"" *is now fat and cold"
"The ultimate chicken crossing the road joke So why did the chicken cross the road? Because your momma's so fat and she seems to like chicken."
"What did the suicide bombing instructor say to his students? ""Pay attention. I'm only going to show this to you once."""
"I love my women like I love my Ikea furniture, cheap and missing a couple screws"
"Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by .swallowing 100 pain killers? A: After two he began to feel better."
"How many pictures of the sky until we are satisfied as a people"