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Joke of the Day

"In case you wondered, Fathers Day is to thank Dad for nailing your mother. Mothers Day is to thank Mom for not swallowing you"

"Patriots 2015 Super Bowl Champion *"

"I repaired my drums after my son broke it... Now he has to deal with the repercussions."

"STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backward."

"What do you use to compare and contrast nordic cultures? A Sven diagram!"

"How did Hitler tie his shoes? In little nazis. Oldie but still good."

"Pun Contest There was a man who entered a local papers pun competition.. He sent in ten different puns in hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did."

"Who has large antlers a high voice and wears white gloves ? Mickey Moose !"

"why can't coffee conduct electricity? because it is grounded"

"Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread."