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"How many pictures of the sky until we are satisfied as a people"
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"I read this morning there's a test to find out if you have early stage Alzhimer's. And then this morning I read that there's a test to find out if you have early stage Alzhimer's."
"A drum set falls out of a window... Ba dum tssh!"
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