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Joke of the Day

"The ultimate chicken crossing the road joke So why did the chicken cross the road? Because your momma's so fat and she seems to like chicken."

"I asked a meteorologist whether or not it would rain. He said, ""I don't know its up in the air""."

"I'm 94% sure I'm going to die in a running in flip flops incident."

"Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One fish turns to the other and says, ""DAM."""

"What did the 3 tampons say when they walked past you? Nothing! They were all stuck up bitches..."

"If Trump gets elected... ...it will be the first time in History that a billionaire moves into public housing vacated by a black family."

"What do you call a nose with no body? Nobody knows."

"Receptionist: ""That lady in the waiting room is picking her nose."" Plastic Surgeon: ""Good! That'll save me some time. Send her right in."""

"I've finally finished my fresh herb cookbook It's about thyme"

"Someone just threw a bottle of Omega 3 pills at me. Don't worry, I only suffered super fish oil injuries."