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Joke of the Day

"What did the suicide bombing instructor say to his students? ""Pay attention. I'm only going to show this to you once."""

"Mom: Fred there were two chocolate cakes in the larder yesterday and now there's only one. Why? Fred: I don't know. It must have been so dark I didn't see the other one."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Homeless Barbie ...complete with stolen K-Mart shopping cart"

"Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it."

"Don't hate the player, play the player. They never see that coming."

"Fidelity is overrated. If you look at the history, who has the most fun? Infidels."

"Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too."

"You guys hear about the pepper shaker that was attacked by the salt shaker? Apparently the salt shaker was arrested and charged with aggravated as-*salt*"

"r/atheism That's the joke."

"What's the difference between a clever midget and an STD? Well, one of them is a cunning runt... side note: apparently Jim Morrison of The Doors said this gem at a meeting with some record executives."