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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest? A suicide vest will blow you"
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"Boy comes home from school, tells his dad he had sex with his teacher The father grins, ""that's my boy. Will you do it again?"" Boy ""yes, as soon as my bottom stops hurting"""
"Did you here about the dead whale that washed up onshore? Apparently it had HIV..........................................Biologists think it may have been rear-ended by a ferry."
"What is a goat's favourite form of comedy? Satyre."
"I am going bananas. That's what I say to my bananas before I leave in the morning."
"Why is it called a ""litter"" of puppies ? Because they mess up the whole house !"
"Apparently my twitter session today has lasted 12 hours. I don't even miss my life anymore"
"I just got kicked out of karaoke night for singing ""Danger Zone"" six times in a row... ...they told me I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts"
"I am absolutely mortified right now. I sent someone a DM to my small business center and TinyURL shortened it to http://tinyurl.com/acockk"
"This ATM will not give me free money no matter how many times I try the Konami Code."