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Joke of the Day

"I need to know your best 'Yo Mama' Joke. I just got schooled in a Yo mama rank fest(Yes i'm 39, so what) and I need some serious ammo to get back at this ass. Thank you all."

"Atoms are liers... the makeup everything"

"Seven days on a honeymoon make one hole weak"

"I thought for my whole life that air was free... ...then I bought a bag of chips."

"My dad just lost his leg in a motorcycle accident Now his feet only smell half as bad."

"I had intimate contact with Jesus... ...in a Mexican jail cell."

"The doctor told me I need to rest so I dropped the kids off at his office & now he won't stop calling me as if that's going to help me rest."

"Whats the worse thing about getting a blowjob from an anorexic girl? They never swallow."

"What tends to satisfy thirst the most? Waterboarding."

"If your mother-in-law and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose... would you go to lunch or a movie?"