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Joke of the Day
"I thought for my whole life that air was free... ...then I bought a bag of chips."
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"Just heard local reports of a stalker, which is funny because I watch everyone through their windows and none of them look suspicious"
"People don't really care who you are until you lick their face"
"How do you know an Asian has robbed your house? They're still in your driveway"
"What did the trailer park girl say when she lost her virginity Get off me dad! your crushing my smokes!"
"How do porcupines play leapfrog? Very carefully"
"It's not the most beautiful poem, but it's pretty deep I dig you dig he digs she digs we dig"
"[commercial for soup] NARRATOR: ever wanna drink a sandwich?"
"A sitar solo so complex and mind melting that the one guy who knows what a sitar is claps"
"I ran three miles today! Finally I said, ""Lady, take your purse."""