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Joke of the Day
"I thought for my whole life that air was free... ...then I bought a bag of chips."
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"What do you say to someone with a bladder problem? Urine trouble."
"Stephen Hawing running for president Just kidding.....he can't run"
"I'd like to execute g0d. But how can you execute vacuum."
"My friend told me Kanye West was the next John Lennon I replied ""Then I'll be the next Mark David Chapman"""
"Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face."
"According to the police, public masturbation is not considered a ""street performance"". Even if you have a hat on the ground on front of you."
"Daddy, there's a man at the door with a beard! Tell him I already have one."
"Skinny friend: Bananas are super high in sugar. Why would you eat them if you want to lose weight? Me: Good point. *Grabs Kit Kat"
"What is Hitler's least favorite drink? Orange Jews"