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Joke of the Day
"My dad just lost his leg in a motorcycle accident Now his feet only smell half as bad."
Next Joke
"What ringtone have you got? Murphy asked Paddy, ""What ringtone have you got?"" Paddy said, ""I've never really looked, but probably light brown"
"Hey Amish person reading this: Busted."
"What does Helen Keller call her dog? Nothing. She's dead."
"Been talking to this girl for 10 mins and she hasn't slapped me OR called me ""gross""... Hope she's ok with the names I picked for our kids."
"My uncle always said ""One in the hand is worth two in the bush."" He died a virgin."
"do all girls make poopy? if they do, why do men get hard for them?"
"Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint :)"
"What do composers prepare their ingredients on? A Chopin board"
"There are three flies in the kitchen. Which one is the cowboy? It's the one on the range."