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"What tends to satisfy thirst the most? Waterboarding."
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"There was an accident front of our house yesterday. A man completely lost his entire left side. Luckily the doctors Said he would be alright."
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"A woman walks into a bar and asks the bar tender for a double entendre... So he gives it to her."
"Whats the best way to pick up chicks Lean over and pick them up with your hands."
"What comes after Z? A question mark."
"Donald Trump is already generating millions of the new jobs in America! Thanks to him, protesting is now considered a full time job!"
"My signature move is falling in love with a beautiful girl, then giving her really good advice on how to date someone else."
"I've tried every drug but crack. Who you callin' buttcrack, asshole?!?!"
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