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Joke of the Day
"Atoms are liers... the makeup everything"
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"What did the composer say on a date? ""I'm a Classic Romantic....I'm also Baroque."""
"I want to get back on the merry go round... ...but I'll need a moment of inertia."
"Everything is made in China. Except babies. Babies are made in vaChina."
"What do you call a big black rat that steals all your food? A Rat-Coon Hope you guys are light hearted enough to not be offended."
"If con is the opposite of pro... It must mean congress is the opposite of progress."
"What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo? About halfway across."
"alcohol has an odd way of revealing who we really are. turns out, I'm batman."
"Hello! Is it me you're looking for? Hello! Is it me you're looking for? Hello! Is it me you're looking for? (Lionel Richie, speed dating)"
"Do you know the difference between a mailbox and an elephant's asshole? No? Remind me not to give you a letter to mail."