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Joke of the Day
"Whats the worse thing about getting a blowjob from an anorexic girl? They never swallow."
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"[Gives husband a list for groceries] He brings home 1/2 of what's on the list and someone else's kid."
"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang a picture."
"Why was the skeleton embarrassed? Because he had a boner."
"Twat did you say? I cunt hear you. Iv got an ear infucktion. Better assk again."