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Joke of the Day
"Seven days on a honeymoon make one hole weak"
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"Last night last night a girl kept pounding on my hotel room door.....finally i had to let her out..."
"[hugging mom at sister's funeral] ""And you said I'd never be your favorite"""
"A robber comes up to a man in a suit and threatens him... -Give me YOUR money! -But, I'm a ... politician. -Okay then,give me MY money!"
"What comes out of the mating of a donkey and a bunny? the bunny's eyes"
"I wish I could illegally download better health care insurance."
"Pool donations A man came to my door Asking for donations towards the local swimming pool So I peed in it."
"How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope!"
"Maybe every nation has ninjas And the Japanese ninjas are just the worst"
"Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf? They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days."