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Joke of the Day
"What is cheese's favorite music genre? R and Brie"
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"Naming a dog after alcohol is cute until they run away and you scream their name until your neighbor brings you a bottle to shut you up."
"What do you call a fat female assassin? A killer whale."
"Time travelers never have a good excuse for being late."
"you cannot glue a tomato back together with tomato paste believe me I've tried"
"What's the difference between a thief who steals timepieces and a man at a strip club? One snatches watches and the other watches snatches."
"What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob? Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs, or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob."
"A new movie based on the game Tetris is about to drop... ..so you better start lining up. (two for the price of one!)"
"What do a horny ornithologist and a Na'vi buff have in common? They both get turned on by blue tits."
"What's a pirate's favorite move in chess? Check, matey."