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Joke of the Day

"What game do old black people play? Blingo!"

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"Do you think Professor that my wife should take up the piano as a career? No I think she should put down the lid as a favor."
"What's the most outplayed joke in all of /r/jokes? [removed]"
"What happened to the fly on the toilet? He got pissed off."
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"what kind of cookies do atoms eat? Fig neutrons"
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"I think my glasses make me look ugly... and so do my contacts"
"What's the difference between a brown noser and an ass kisser? Depth perception."