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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fat female assassin? A killer whale."
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"Football would actually be entertaining of each team was allowed one bear."
"Gold Medal What's better than winning a gold medal at the special Olympics? Not being retarded!"
"How many NYC cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black."
"Why are atoms untrustworthy? They make up everything. Credit to /u/ipsokinetikon from an askreddit thread about what not to trust."
"What do you call a US Marine with an IQ of 70? General"
"What do you call a wizard who loves being on busy trams? Harry Frotteur"
"I invented four new karate moves while trying to get an automatic paper towel dispenser to work."
"Been backed up for days, but finally took a huge shit... it was quite a load off my mind."
"Is it sad that the plans I make after work depend on how much charge I have left in my phone battery?"