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Joke of the Day

"What do a horny ornithologist and a Na'vi buff have in common? They both get turned on by blue tits."

"I remember being told that everytime you shave it off, it grows back thicker... Cant wait to see my new cock"

"The art of the word ""Fuck"" jk there is no art, art fucking sucks"

"I hate when I find a show on TV that I like and I start to get into it and then I realize that it's my neighbor's window and he looks angry."

"Relationship status: LOL"

"Mad Max: Fury Road fans never actually watched the movie they WITNESSED it."

"Q: What kind of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? A: Iceberg."

"I was offered a part in a silent film. I'm speechless."

"I just remembered the fuck out of the titans."

"Who has to always be on there toes? A midget at a urinal."