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Joke of the Day
"you cannot glue a tomato back together with tomato paste believe me I've tried"
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"Most humor is funny, but, Vitreous Humor is in the eye of the beholder."
"My local radio station is asking people to send in funny photographs taken when you were pissed. So I've sent in my wedding album."
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"I decided to try out a new Mediterranean recipe that takes 2 hours to cook. I've got a lot of thyme on my hands."
"What do you call a train that eats too much? A chew-chew train."
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