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Joke of the Day

"Life hack Use your seat belt buckle to open your beer while driving"

"What do these jokes and a ghost have in common? Boo man! Boo!"

"i don't know how to flirt so i am just going to stare at you until you marry me"

"How do you start a conversation about men's rights? Mention feminism."

"Office fun: replace your coworker's mouse with a larger mouse so he thinks his hands are shrinking then call him ""baby hands"" until he quits"

"Only 30's kids will get this... Jesus."

"What has arms but can't move them? A small child paralyzed from the waist up."

"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. The question is how they got in there."

"Did you hear about the prison breakout yesterday? Those prison guards should have used ProActiv."

"Whats Black and Rhymes With Snoop Dr Dre"