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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the prison breakout yesterday? Those prison guards should have used ProActiv."
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"You know what I like about bathroom humor? It's funny shit!"
"I only chill with professional alcoholics!!!"
"What's the most positive thing about Africa? HIV."
"What is the difference between a Poodle and a Pitbull? If the Pitbull starts humping your leg he gets to finish."
"Friends with an ex? I don't even want to be friends with my friends."
"What happened to the frog's illegally parked car? It got toad away"
"How do you fix the dishwasher? Smack her."
"Mugger: Gimme yer wallet & don't do nuthin dumb Me: That's a double negative, my friend. Unlike Romance languages, English - hey, come back"
"Why isn't NSA mass surveillance a hot topic in the US elections? Because it's the only part of the govt that listens to the American people."