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Joke of the Day

"Whats Black and Rhymes With Snoop Dr Dre"

"Two balloons are floating in the desert. one balloon says to the other, ""hey! watch out for that cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss"""

"Jesus loves everyone. Except manicurists. He always hated having his nails done."

"My doctor said diarrhea is hereditary. I guess it runs in your genes"

"Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning? Because he was in deNile"

"Not going to any more weddings or funerals. Please keep that in mind, friends who are considering getting married or dying."

"I slipped on some black ice today I knew it was black ice because now my wallets missing."

"It looks like the last informal G20 took place in Panama."

"Why doesn't San Antonio have a pro football team? Because then Dallas would want one too."

"Just took a bite of a gluten-free slice of pizza & my stomach made a sad noise & I was all ""I know, buddy. I know."""