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Joke of the Day

"What has arms but can't move them? A small child paralyzed from the waist up."

"What is a dog's favorite camp sport? Woofleball"

"My friend David recently lost his ID. Now we just call him dav."

"I called out of work today... Told my boss I had anal glaucoma. I couldn't see my ass coming in today."

"I recently bought some Koi from Malaysia... That's one flight that made it."

"What's the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman One is on the cover of playboy while the other is on the cover of national geographic"

"When runner-ups in reality shows say, ""I may not have won but I'm still a winner,"" do they understand how language and/or competition works?"

"Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a well balanced meal."

"Note to self: ""rubber"" in the US does NOT mean ""eraser"". Bright side: my popularity in this office is at an all time high!"

"Two ladies fighting for a seat in a bus .. Bus conductor : The older one should sit here Both looked at each other And the seat remained empty :p"