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Joke of the Day
"Only 30's kids will get this... Jesus."
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"Professor opened with this in first year engineering lecture: What do engineers use for birth control? Their personalities"
"I like my woman the way I like my coffee. Hot, black, and all over my lap while I'm driving."
"Sorry I ate your baby but you shouldn't have wrapped it like a burrito."
"In what month are Rabbis dishonest? Jew-lie"
"What do you call a knight made out of clay? Sir Amick"
"What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheel chair. (And yes, I know I'm going to hell)"
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you drink through that?"
"So I caught up with my mexican friend ..He told me that his wife give birth to their first son, just the other day. I said ""Jesus really?!"" He replied with ""Nah, his name's Jose."""
"What flower loves to be in the sun? Sunflower."