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Joke of the Day
"How do you start a conversation about men's rights? Mention feminism."
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"Sometimes i feel like the flat bread option at subway because I'm always available but no one ever wants me to hang out with"
"What's the worst part about 4 black guys driving off a cliff in an escalade? They were my friends. :("
"A woman was having a shower When the doorbell rang. ""It's me, the blind man."" And she didn't open the door because she has public decency and doesn't stop her showers for strangers."
"So I'm in a hotel and call the front desk saying, ""Hey! I gotta leak in the sink!"" The clerk says, ""Go ahead, the customer's always right..."" (Henny Youngman)"
"I wanted to post a joke about tofu but it's tasteless."
"Just a Reddit joke Never mind, I already Reddit."
"Q: What's the ultimate embarrassment for a blonde? A: When her ben-wa balls set off the airport metal detector."
"Why was the magnet seeing the Psychiatrist? Because it was bipolar."
"You know what's wrong with baptism? They don't hold them under long enough."