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Joke of the Day

"Office fun: replace your coworker's mouse with a larger mouse so he thinks his hands are shrinking then call him ""baby hands"" until he quits"

"Want to hear the one about potassium? K."

"Why will we never know if Rick James was bald? Rogaine is a hell of a drug."

"Last night I let my boyfriend indulge his ""scat"" fantasy... <sigh> I'm glad I got that off my chest."

"Q: Did you hear about the peanut in the hospital? A: He was assaulted."

"hey it's me, the girl who just googled ""chemistry alphabet"" when i meant ""periodic table"""

"the women in tampon commercials should switch places with the women in antidepressant commercials"

"Me: smells like upyou'refreetogo in here. Cop: what's upyou'refreetogo? Me: *finger guns* catch ya later Cop: aww damn lol got me again"

"A Polar Bear walks into a bar... ... he says to the server, ""Hello, I'd like some fish and chips.."" The server says, ""We don't serve polar bear here."" The Polar Bear says, ""Oh Thank God."""

"(for this tweet pretend you've heard of the 1999 French film ""Human Resources"") Human Resources 2: This Time it's Personnel"