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Joke of the Day
"My neighbor called me an old drunk which really offended me. I'm not that old..."
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"Cotton Mouth I hate when i get cotton mouth, but that happens a lot when you eat a lot of pants."
"COP: put ur hands in the air ME: ok C: now flip them over M: k? C: now cross them M: what C: put them behind ur head M: why- C: hey macarena"
"My girlfriend said she's like a man because she pees in the shower. I said, you're not a man until you pee in the toilet, From the shower."
"At my high school reunion while everyone was bragging I said,""I'm finally allowed in public without an armed chaperone."""
"My exercise routine is a running joke."
"How do German people not choke to death when they talk"
"I'm opening a pet grooming business. I'm calling it ""Bitch, I will cut you"""
"What did the deaf Canadian say to the American that was talking? Eh?"
"My favorite knock knock joke Knock knock: Who's there 9/11 9/11 who I thought you would never forget!!!"