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Joke of the Day

"My favorite knock knock joke Knock knock: Who's there 9/11 9/11 who I thought you would never forget!!!"

"Survival Tip: If confronted by a dinosaur while hiking, politely but firmly explain that it is extinct."

"Helen Keler walked into a bar then a table.....then a chair."

"When a chicken pukes at a party... is that called a PARTY FOWL???"

"Want to hear a corny joke? It's so good, you'd say it was a-maize-ing"

"What literary genre is Frozen? Bildungsnowman. (OC)"

"What's black and white and can't fit through a door? (x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head."

"Imagine a spider. Scary, right? Wrong. This spider is imaginary. Really makes you think"

"What did the German Footballer name his pet? Schweinsteiger."

"I submitted X puns to Reddit in the hopes that one would make the front page. No pun in ten did."