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Joke of the Day
"My exercise routine is a running joke."
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"I'm working on a gangsa Christmas song My working title is ""Santa and His Three Hos"""
"That picture of yourself that you hate now will look better than the best possible picture of you in five years."
"When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me."
"This barbecue must be amazing. Everything is at steak."
"I saw my waitress had a black eye so I ordered really slow Since she's obviously not good at listening."
"What's the difference between Paul Walker and My Computer? I actually care when my computer crashes"
"Engineering students are always confused by women... ....why do the ones with the most streamlined bodies put up the most resistance?"
"What do you call a Mexican without his car? Carlos"
"chinaman goes to see the eye doctor so a chinaman goes to see and eye doctor, having problems seeing. doctor says ""ah i see the problem, youve got a cataract"" chinaman says ""no i drive a rincorn"""