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Joke of the Day

"My wife accused me of being transgender... So I packed her things and left."

"What do you call semitic oompa-loompas? Orange Jews"

"Did you hear about the scarf that Eva Braun knitted for Hitler? He said it was kampfy and that he reiched it a lot, but that it could have used fuhrer stitches."

"Q: What is the best time to eat reindeer meat? A: When you're hungry."

"Columbia have already begun their preparations for the upcoming match against Uruguay. The entire squad are set to have tetanus and rabies jabs."

"What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye? Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells"

"[first date] Me: so what do you do Date: i'm a veterinarian Me: thank you for your service Date: veterinarian not veteran Me: ok but still"

"What's Invisible and Smells Like Mice? Cat Farts..."

"Most Republicans are still voting for Trump. Can I be banned for this, since it's actually not a joke?"

"I tried to join the mile high club once But nobody gave a flying fuck."