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Joke of the Day

"At my high school reunion while everyone was bragging I said,""I'm finally allowed in public without an armed chaperone."""

"If a bundle of sticks with an axe in it is a fasces, does that make an OP with an axe to grind a fascist? Seems that way on 4chan."

"I'm going to use a bomb to break into Fort Knox. EDIT: Wow this blew up! Thanks for the gold!"

"This week's weather forecast: Sweaty underboobs."

"If a midget smokes weed... does he get high, or medium?"

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye-deer! What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eye-deer!"

"R/jokes Is the place you go when you wanna be put down by a bunch of assholes"

"What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant..."

"That stupid guy I have stupid friends gotta admit.But i have a stupid one. Yesterday he asked me did anybody die and survive??!?!?!??"

"What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spectator."