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Joke of the Day

"Cotton Mouth I hate when i get cotton mouth, but that happens a lot when you eat a lot of pants."

"I'm not ready for a child, I should have never banged that stork."

"Why Seth MacFarlane's Oscars were mean spirited and misogynistic, coming up next after our review of the worst dressed women."

"If your name is Sullivan, you've got a good name, but if you go by your nickname you've Sully'd your good name"

"What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo? The second coming of Jesus."

"Strange how FB doesn't automatically add the enemies of your enemies as your friends,"

"Give a pilgrim some corn... He eats for a day, teach a pilgrim to grow corn... He kills your people and takes your land."

"Nicknames How do you get bob from ""robert"" ? -no answer How do you get billy from ""william""? -no answer how do you get dick from ""richard""? -ask nicely"

"why can't you fool aborted fetuses? because they weren't born yesterday."

"An Irishwoman gave birth to triplets and named them Nat,Pat and Tat. However when she tried to breastfeed them she found out there was no tit for Tat."