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Joke of the Day
"What did the deaf Canadian say to the American that was talking? Eh?"
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"People with dysgraphia (inability to spell) also tend to answer arithmetical problems in an unpredictable, seemingly random matter. According to them, you can't spell ""calculation"" without ""luck""."
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