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Joke of the Day

"I'm opening a pet grooming business. I'm calling it ""Bitch, I will cut you"""

"Bi-Polar People are not too bad :) But Bi-Polar Bears are fucking crazy!"

"Feels like there's not enough blood in my drugstream."

"Knock Knock! Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the pool please, I'm dwaoning!"

"Barack and George walked into the White House... Hillary Dodged."

"Missing South Africa In Toronto I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read: ""I miss South Africa."" So I broke the window, took the radio and left a note that read: ""I hope this helps."""

"Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn? A corn has ears."

"The Pope is elevating Pete Carrol! He's the only person that can make 20,000,000 people shout out JESUS CHRIST in unison!"

"When I retire, I want to be a hunter... I wanna go out with a bang"

"What kind of cars do rabbits drive? Hop rods."