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Joke of the Day
"I'm opening a pet grooming business. I'm calling it ""Bitch, I will cut you"""
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"Republicans say it's raining; Democrats say it's sunny. Rather than go outside and see for themselves, the media reports the controversy."
"Daughter: Daddy, why is the moon following us around? Me: I probably owe it money like everyone else on the planet"
"Chicken what do you call a chicken staring at a lettuce... Chicken sees a salad"
"My vacuum sucks So I decided to sell mine, it was just collecting dust."
"My inflatable girlfriend always looks surprised when I walk into the room."
"I'm moving up in my job as a bike mechanic I've been promoted to spokesperson"
"Just saw a Fiat & a Mini Cooper get into a head on collision. It was horrible... there was glitter everywhere."
"This Venn guy was sure bad at drawing circles next to each other"
"What do you call a serial killer that plays bingo? Jeffery Dauber."