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Joke of the Day

"Knew a guy who fashioned an entire suit out of rubber bands. He was quite the snappy dresser."

"How did Hitler tie his shoes? In little Nazis"

"Why isn't Cindy spelled Sindie? Whoever caid C makes an S cound was ctupid."

"I wanted to invest in Lumber Liquidators... But wood stock hasn't been viable sincs the 60s."

"(My mother's proudest creation) What do you call it when you lobotomize terrorists? Simplifying Radicals. Yes, she's a math teacher."

"If it's illegal for clowns to walk around town... Then why can they run for president?"

"Why don't white supremacist drink the water in Central America? Because it's Nicaragua"

"My son asked me if mayonnaise was a mammal. *cashes in college fund *installs a pool in backyard"

"What do midwesterners call Minnesota? Minnepop."

"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, except for bears, bears will kill you."