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Joke of the Day
"Why isn't Cindy spelled Sindie? Whoever caid C makes an S cound was ctupid."
Next Joke
"My ex wife asked me to check on her house while she was on vacation.... Google Earth says everything is just fine."
"What do you call a cow that fell in a hole? A hole-y Cow!"
"A steak pun... ... is a rare medium well done."
"In high school, people called me ""Superman"" due to my light eyes and physical build. Also because I wore my underwear on top of my pants."
"My wife is so weird She starts every conversation with *""were you even listening to me? ""*"
"""Happy Monday,"" said the Facebook status of the girl with no grasp of reality."
"What do you call 6.63*10^-34 mutinied pirates? Planck walkers"
"whats the difference between jam and marmalade?..... You can't marmalade your dick into a chick's ass."
"What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today? Clawing at the lid of the coffin."