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Joke of the Day

"Why isn't Cindy spelled Sindie? Whoever caid C makes an S cound was ctupid."

"What do bunnies do when they get married? Go on a bunnymoon"

"What do we want?"" ""A cure for ADHD!"" ""When do we want it?"" ""Squirrel!"""

"Lawyer: ""Now that you have been acquitted will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"" Client: ""After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning I'm beginning to think I didn't."""

"Job interview... H- ""So how would you describe yourself?"" Me- ""Verbally but just incase I prepared a dance"".."

"Something you may have in your house right now could be killing your children. We'll tell you about it in 2 days. - Local News"

"I was addicted to the hokey pokey but I turned myself around."

"An Australian asked me, ""Have you come to die?"" ""No, I came yesterday."", I replied."

"Why are Chihuahuas such good bedtime storytellers? They have short tales!"

"I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill... Apparently a turban, beard and backpack wasn't what they had in mind"