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Joke of the Day
"If it's illegal for clowns to walk around town... Then why can they run for president?"
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"Did you hear about the 6 guys and the woman that went fishing? The guys didn't catch anything, but the woman came home with a red snapper."
"My Dad should be in the Guinness Book Of World Records. I'm pretty sure no one has ever taken twenty seven years to go and get a pint of milk."
"The paraplegic would be easy to oppress They would never make a stand for their rights"
"When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5? Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak"
"If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it, that's probably a good, isolated spot to commit crimes."
"What do you call a jewish pokemon trainer? Ash"
"40 Theoretical physicists walk into a bar Or did they?"
"Someone told me it was important to have relationships with positive people. Now I have AIDS"
"3 guys go into a bar 3 Guys walking into a bar. A Mexican, a black guy, and and a jew. The bartender looks up and says, ""get the fuck out"""