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Joke of the Day
"What do midwesterners call Minnesota? Minnepop."
Next Joke
"Oh. You lost your phone and it's on silent? If you like it, you should've put a ring on it."
"Celebrating Memorial Day by not romanticizing the military."
"My church says to treat my body like a temple. And let all the priests inside."
"What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut? A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs."
"A prisoner convicted of beastiality has escaped. Recent reports confirm he's on the lamb."
"What did the soldier use to season his fries? A salt rifle."
"Doc I keep throwing up Did u eat anything odd lately No What about that bottle youre holding labelled ""lizard juice"" You said eat, idiot"
"What do you get when you put 32 Rednecks in one room? One full set of teeth."
"My church's priest said today, ""You know, sodomy is frowned upon by the church"" ""So you better not tell your fucking parents""."