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Joke of the Day
"How did Hitler tie his shoes? In little Nazis"
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"Why do squirrels swim on their back? To keep their nuts dry."
"So I went to a wedding And everyone was very emotional. Even the wedding cake was in tiers."
"What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink? A ""casual tea"""
"[vacuuming] Pick up your feet please. Kid on sofa: No! Ok *sucks kid into vacuum feet first* *turns to next kid* Pick up your feet please."
"What type of meat do catholic priests eat on Friday? Nun."
"How do you stump an archaeologist? Hand them a used tampon and ask what period it comes from."
"Fact. The average man thinks about sex every tits seconds."
"Did you hear about the discounts at Darth Maul? I heard they're going to cut the sales by half"
"Jazz is in my blood You could say I've got deep vein trombonses."