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Joke of the Day
"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, except for bears, bears will kill you."
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"Meanwhile, back at the ranch... Grandma's beating off the Indians but they're still coming."
"In a physio waiting room amongst athletes comparing their stories. I can't wait until my turn when I tell them I slept wrong on my pillow."
"If your opinion about global warming is based on the weather outside then you don't deserve to have an opinion about global warming"
"Some guy in a in a wheelchair stole my camo jacket He can hide but he can't run."
"If you spin an oriental person around until they get dizzy, do they become disoriented? #LifeQuestions"
"Him: Productive conference call? Me: Hell yeah. I painted my toes, posted 6 pictures on IG, and got in one solid nap."
"Two peanuts were walking down the street.. And one of them was assaulted."
"My wife's cock crazy... Two licks then she goes nuts."
"I love telling jokes... But I always punch up the fuck line. Shit!"