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Joke of the Day
"I wanted to invest in Lumber Liquidators... But wood stock hasn't been viable sincs the 60s."
Next Joke
"To ease tension in crowded elevators I yell ""George Lopez is a comedic genius!"" Then I get stabbed with an ice pick & I don't have insurance"
"I know I'm gorgeous, young and sexy. My secret to eternal youth is a steamy bathroom, so my glasses mist up."
"Amy's baking Co. Has just designed a gaming system It's called the Xbox one"
"Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball."
"A masochist and a sadist are having an argument. The masochist says, ""Whip me! Whip me! Beat me! Beat me!"" The sadist says, ""No."""
"My right ear keeps ringing today. It's the left ear that means your gay, right?"
"What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic!"
"What's the best thing about dating a homeless chick? You can drop her off anywhere..."
"having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave your house"