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Joke of the Day

"A man is throwing out a vacuum cleaner... Another man, walking by, asks, ""Is that thing no good?"" ""Well,"" says the first man, ""it doesn't suck."""

"Here's a dirty joke A clown in the mud."

"Marriage is nature's way of preventing people from fighting with strangers."

"If you're between a rock and a hard place ... Stop using crack."

"How many ears does Spock have? A right ear, a left ear, and the final front ear."

"Thank God football is back on. I've been watching baseball for months and it's only the 7th inning."

"Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

"Q: Why don't you wear snow boots? A: Because they'll melt."

"I work out at the same time every day... tomorrow."

"If ISIS is destroyed... ... Will they be known as WASWAS?"